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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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