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Tokyo Metropolitan Matsuzawa hospital is a public, 1,264-bed psychiatric hospital in Setagaya, Tokyo, Japan. It was founded in 1879. It is a hospital established and operated by the Tokyo Metropolitan Government, and is a general hospital equipped with other clinical departments as well as a psychiatric hospital.
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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