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{"type":"standard","title":"Doubleday myth","displaytitle":"Doubleday myth","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5300128","titles":{"canonical":"Doubleday_myth","normalized":"Doubleday myth","display":"Doubleday myth"},"pageid":37459196,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/America%27s_National_Game_0049.jpg/330px-America%27s_National_Game_0049.jpg","width":320,"height":515},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/America%27s_National_Game_0049.jpg","width":1051,"height":1692},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282965931","tid":"6c619286-0cc2-11f0-979e-74a7a16e1596","timestamp":"2025-03-29T17:22:43Z","description":"Debunked claim that US Army general Abner Doubleday invented baseball","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubleday_myth","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubleday_myth?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubleday_myth?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Doubleday_myth"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubleday_myth","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Doubleday_myth","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubleday_myth?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Doubleday_myth"}},"extract":"The Doubleday myth is the claim that the sport of baseball was invented in 1839 by the future American Civil War general Abner Doubleday in Cooperstown, New York. In re