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Sport Unie Brion-Trappers Kòrsou is a Curaçao professional football club based in Willemstad, their home stadium being Stadion dr. Antoine Maduro. It plays in the first division of Curaçao League.
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Namir Noor-Eldeen was an Iraqi war photographer for Reuters. Noor-Eldeen, his assistant, Saeed Chmagh, as well as eight others were fired upon by U.S. military forces in the New Baghdad district of Baghdad, Iraq, during an airstrike on July 12, 2007.
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The 80th Group Army, Unit 31673, formerly the 26th Group Army, is a military formation of the Chinese People's Liberation Army Ground Force (PLAGF). The 80th Group Army is one of thirteen total group armies of the PLAGF, the largest echelon of ground forces in the People's Republic of China, and one of three assigned to the nation's Northern Theater Command.
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