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Varzaqan County is in East Azerbaijan province, Iran. Its capital is the city of Varzaqan.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}
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\"Bad Girl\" is a song by Lebanese/Canadian R&B/pop singer Massari. It is the first single from his second studio album Forever Massari.
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