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The Dar Essid Museum is an art museum located in a palace in the medina of Sousse, Tunisia. The edifice belonged to a family of aristocrats.
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The Ant and the Aardvark is a series of 17 theatrical short cartoons produced at DePatie–Freleng Enterprises and released by United Artists from 1969 to 1971.
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Kokichi Shimoinaba was a Japanese politician and police chief. He served as the Minister of Justice from 1997 to 1998.
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